Fan Favorites: Turkey Stand-Up
For this week's Fan Favorites post, I wanted to do something Thanksgiving-centric for tomorrow's holiday.
The first comment I considered was this one:
Though clearly it wouldn't be the holidays without suicidal thoughts, this suggestion just isn't Thanksgiving-y enough. Additionally, bad news: that clip isn't online. So you're kinda screwed.
However, I don't want to have your death on my conscious, so here is a link to the original video. Hopefully that's enough to keep you from offing yourself.
But don't any of the rest of you try this trick moving forward. Now that you've been warned I don't mind having blood on my hands.
Next, I saw this comment that seemed to have the right idea…
Unfortunately, I have no clue what the hell you are talking about.
So I'm showing the Turkey Stand-Up clip.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!
Here's Something Disgusting You Can Serve Tomorrow
I can't even look at the pictures of the Thanksgiving Turkey Cake on Chow without gagging.
Layers of ground turkey, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce topped with marshmallows make up this monstrosity of a Thanksgiving dish.
If ground turkey and sour cream mashed potatoes iced with cranberry sauce doesn't stop your annoying neighbor from guilting you into attending her Thanksgiving dinner, then nothing will.
Tell Mrs. Henderson I said hi.
Tosh.0 Trivia Wrap-Up
So how'd everyone do on their Tosh.0 trivia?
To wrap it all up, I'm going to let you know the answer to yesterday's question and give you one last BONUS trivia question! But only if you promise not to get too excited!
Yesterday, we asked you "Which of these things does Daniel not hate?"
You must have done your research because over half of you picked the right answer: "Under-baked chocolate chip cookies."
Thanks for playing Tosh.0 trivia for the past week. As a reward, here is a special bonus Thanksgiving question…
Aussie Accidentally Copied On American Family's Emails Invited To Thanksgiving Dinner
According to James West of Sydney, he's been accidentally CC'd on an American family's Thanksgiving dinner-related email exchange for the last three years.
Now he's reached out to them and been given the invitation he was hoping for. News.com.au reported that West’s attempts to contact the Trans have succeeded and he's flying 26 hours to Florida to attend the feast he spent years hearing about.
As a Floridian that moved 3,000 miles away, I can say with complete sincerity that no matter how cool the Trans are, it will not be worth it to travel 26 hours to that place.
But best of luck, James. If the Trans murder you as soon as you exit the plane, you'll probably be better off.
[via The DW]
Greatest Thanksgiving Dinner Ever?
Yes, that's an entire Thanksgiving turkey dinner, Buffalo wings style.
And you thought guys couldn't make Thanksgiving any more about football.
[via Serious Eats]
Daniel Tosh In Tasteful Nudes
Over the past two seasons, Daniel has bared much more than just his soul.
In case yesterday's Handsome or Sexy poll tripped you up, here's a montage of him in various states of undress to help you decide.
America's Largest
Keep feeding it! I'm not getting 4G service out in Brooklyn yet.
[via The High Definite]
Charlie Brown Let Loose This Thanksgiving
His new wife was all like, "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah."
[via Reddit]
Spokespersons Collide: Old Spice Guy And The Most Interesting Man In The World
Stay on a horse, my friends.
[via @isaiahmustafa]













