In what can only be described as TMZ's finest reporting hour, they've brought news that Queen Elizabeth II's panties are up for sale.
Whadaya got for me?
Some weirdo has kept the Queen's underwear for 40 years and now they're being auctioned off.
Great. Get a pic. Lay them out on that crunchy paper they use at doctor's offices.
The estate is looking to get $9,000 for the royal skivvies. Oh, fame.
We commoners can only hope that one day we'll be important enough to sell our used underwear.