Thanks for watching NBC 33's morning edition. The time is 6:26.
Okay, so, remember when I told you I was going to take that journalism course at the Baton Rouge Community College and totally get on the local news and you were all like, "Connie, you're too dumb to be a journalist," and I was all like, "Well, maybe if I wear enough makeup and get a funky haircut I can con them into thinking I'm good looking enough to be on the morning news doing stupid fluff pieces?" Well, look at me now.
I really don't even know how that worked.
The guy who hired me didn't want us to mention his name, but tells us not to say anything about how I slept with him to get this job.
I put my employment history up on Facebook and this is what some of you had to say about it…
Steven says… Keep going down… "Is this what our country has sunk to? I spent 4 years in a master's program studying electrical engineering at LSU and I'm unemployed."
Okay, the next guy says… Bring it up… "You better start putting on more lip gloss if you wanna make it to the big markets." Okaaay.
And our next person says, "Remember how you sold your soul to the devil to get on television? I got a photo my friend snapped up here in North Louisiana with his game cam. You sucking the blood out of a pig's heart, the ghost of Walter Cronkite spitting at you in the background.
So here's that pic. Okaaaaay… Really creepy that I found my way on to your TV sets, isn't it?
[via The Daily What]