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Pamela Anderson Wrote A Poem For 'Playboy'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 16, 2010 at 3:00PM

This is the end of that poem:

"The youth … The wild that rose up from the ashes. The adults … Living and dead that fought for our rights … Artists … Sweet artists …. Hold on … Crazy, the world goes on … And goes …."

You're probably confused. But that's probably just because you didn't get to read the beginning.

Guess we'll all have to go buy 'Playboy' now. Those ellipses aren't reading themselves.

Also, Islam Erotica? Yeah, this issue has serious potential.

[via USA Today]