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What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 21, 2010 at 11:00AM

Merry Christmas?

I think what also would have worked here is "My father-in-law keeps this tiny 'hand' to hold his penis when he pees on his toilet cistern.  He doesn't know I use it to scratch my back."

[via Sober in a Nightclub]