It happens every year: You eat way too much food and become a total fat ass during the holidays.
It's a sad state of affairs really.
Why are people even bothering to search "weight"? We all know we ate too much. Why not search "how to get some goddman self-control for a change" or "how to shut my pie hole"?
If not that, then just search for "living with obesity." At least then you're being honest with yourself.