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BREAKING NEWS: Snooki No Longer Falling From The Sky In A Giant Ball On NYE

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 30, 2010 at 12:00PM

Return your tux, call off the limo, break up with your girlfriend.

New Year's is cancelled.

According to PopEater, Snooki will no longer descend from the heavens in a giant hamster ball at midnight. An insider claimed there's "no way" the Times Square officials would allow the Snooki ball drop stunt: "You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out."

Well, fuck a duck. I guess 2011 just isn't gonna happen.