Return your tux, call off the limo, break up with your girlfriend.
New Year's is cancelled.
According to PopEater, Snooki will no longer descend from the heavens in a giant hamster ball at midnight. An insider claimed there's "no way" the Times Square officials would allow the Snooki ball drop stunt: "You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out."
Well, fuck a duck. I guess 2011 just isn't gonna happen.