BREAKING NEWS: Snooki No Longer Falling From The Sky In A Giant Ball On NYE
Return your tux, call off the limo, break up with your girlfriend.
New Year's is cancelled.
According to PopEater, Snooki will no longer descend from the heavens in a giant hamster ball at midnight. An insider claimed there's "no way" the Times Square officials would allow the Snooki ball drop stunt: "You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out."
Well, fuck a duck. I guess 2011 just isn't gonna happen.



































