Forget the iPod, iPad, iPhone, and all that other shit Steve Jobs is selling. Those pieces of plastic have nothing on the Top Charming Breast Stimulator. As far as I can tell from this awesome commercial, it's practically magic.
My birthday is in a few weeks. And all I want is the Top Charming Breast Stimulator.
If I can go from being sad in a brown cardigan to happy in an orange tank top, then 2011 will be a good year indeed.