Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Having your own TV show isn't as easy as George Lopez makes it look.

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Kansas played Kansas State on Saturday. I didn't watch the game but I do know who won. The fat guy.

Here are the highlights:

Yeah. But is he homeless??!?!?

[via the DW]

Billy Joel's been drinking again and now someone has to clean up the mess.

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A German man won a free Mini Cooper after performing the most outrageous Mini-related stunt in a radio contest.

What was the stunt, you ask? Well, he tattooed the word "mini" on his penis.

I knew a guy once who won a free Fiesta in the same contest. Er…

[via BWE]

I was at Victoria's Secret over the weekend shopping for pajama pants, obviously, when I came across this amazing piece of undergarment technology. It's a bra with nipples on the outside!

An always-hard-nipples bra.

Naturally, I made my friend try it on so I could snap a photo of the sexy, sexy look:

Permanent headlights

It's the perfect Valentine's Day gift for your girlfriend, wife, or mom! Hurry to the Victoria's Secret nearest you to purchase a nipple bra today!

And by the way, IT'S ON SALE! You're not even reading this anymore…

Have you ever felt like a choice you made early in your career came back to f*** you in the ass?

[via I Am Bored]

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg appeared on Saturday Night Live (very briefly) this weekend.

Apparently, none of Zuckerberg's $12 billion have gone to acting classes.

Oh, you invented "poking," did you Zuckerberg?  Well, you know what you didn't invent?  Looking directly into the camera and poorly delivering your lines.  Bad actors invented that!

Do I feel $12 billion better about myself for bad mouthing the Zuck's cameo?  Not really.  But I do feel about $500 million better.  That's Newark Public School District donation kind of dough.

[via The Daily What]

The '90s were hilarious! With their grunge music and Jim Carrey and Tamagotchis.

Even The Today Show was bad. Everyone was so naive and silly. And orange!

It's an "at" sign, Bryant Gumbel! You clueless Oompa Loompa.

[via WarmingGlow]

This college is awesome.  They even gave me transfer credit for the week I worked at the Claire's Boutique at the Galleria.

[via EPICponyz]