A Redditor user showed off what his computer keyboard looks like after "six months without a job."
My suggestion to him: Once you get some cash go buy yourself an Xbox, get a Kinect, get some exercise. Maybe grab yourself an iPad, play some touchscreen games. Maybe meet a woman; take her out to a nice dinner. Get the most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. That'll help you keep her.
Give that keyboard a rest.