Man, remember when you were six and you did that French Vogue spread where you seductively sprawled out on a tiger rug?
No. You don't remember it. Because that would be fucking weird if you did that.
You played Mario Kart and ate Pepperoni Hot Pockets like a normal child. And every Saturday night you burned off one of your dolls' hair as a sacrif…wait, what? Er..that didn't happen.
Anyway! These pictures are weird.