Ron Jeremy Has His Own Brand of Rum
Ron Jeremy: Porn star, Tosh.0 guest and now… rum pitchman!
Ron de Jeremy Rum is being marketed as "The adult Rum" [their capitalization not mine].
Their slogan could be: "Ron de Jeremy Rum: The only rum with a finish as long as its namesake's penis!"
Or: "When Ron Jeremy can't get it down, he turns to way too much Ron de Jeremy Rum!"
Or: "Ron de Jeremy Rum: The secret ingredient is many STDs."
Alright. I'll stop there.
[P.S. Looking at that glorious image of Mr. Jeremy really hammers home why we needed all this extra space on the blog.]
[via Laughing Squid]
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