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Meagan, have you been watching the news??

Who's famous right now?

Muammar Gaddafi, Hosni Mubarak, Charlie Sheen.

All horrible people who did horrible things to innocent people.

Fame's shameful half-brother is Infamy.  And if you want a fast track to Fame's inner-circle, being infamous is a great way to go.

So you want to get famous?  Let your girlfriend get hit by a foul ball on national television, ruin the lives of the Libyan people, get your #1 rated sitcom canceled for half a season.  That's the way to go.

All very easy things if you put your mind to it.

Innovations in toilet paper technology? Hells yeah!!!

It's okay to poop your pants in excitement. Because wiping your ass is now easier than ever!

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There's no excuse for racism, according to the workplace harassment ad featuring an asian woman eating rice with chopsticks.

Keep race out of it, people. Let her be good at painting nails in peace.

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Next we watch my grandparents' sex tape.

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This is 2011. We've seen enough lipdubs to be okay with never seeing another lipdub.

Lipdubs are like Charlie Sheen. Even though the rest of the country is over it, the trainwreck won't stop.

But then a chubby asian kid shows up without a shirt on and all of a sudden we're all like, welcome back, Charlie Sheen. We missed you.

WINNING.

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No thanks.  I do all of my shopping at Tupac Couture.

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The Oscars happened last night.

Host James Franco was either high or very bored because he barely showed up for the job. But who can blame him? Awards ceremonies are a snore. Even last night's show which aimed to be hip and appealing to younger audiences.

There was one moment of greatness, however. And that was the Gregory Brothers' auto-tuned mashup of this year's unintentional musicals. Besides that, bleh.

They're going to have to do better than a distracted James Franco to capture our attention for that long.

Daniel Tosh for host of the 84th Academy Awards, anyone?

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Turns out The Simpsons have had at least one good idea in their 20 year run: how to get an unwanted character off your TV show.

Why do I have the feeling that this 20 second parody of Two and a Half Men is funnier than all 177 episodes of Two and a Half Men?

And why hasn't Charlie Sheen returned any of my calls??  I'm not a fool or a troll!  I can process it!  I'm addicted to winning!!  I think Thomas Jefferson was a pussy!!!!

(P.S.  For the youngsters who are totally confused, the video above is a Poochie reference.  You can probably look up more details in a World Book Encyclopedia.)

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Daniel gives Bo another chance to save the girl TOMORROW on an all new episode of Tosh.0.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10, you hopeless romantic.

I was too high to watch the Oscars.  James Franco was too high to host the Oscars.

Unfortunately, only one of us got a photo op with Oprah out of the deal.  (That's from James Franco's Twitter.  Yes, he was tweeting during the Oscars — and looking very high while doing it.)

Gawker did a great job handpicking some quotes from Oscar reviews alluding to Franco's accused state:

"Heavy-lidded and smirky" (The Washington Post); "A tad bewildered" (Moviefone); "Mellow" (Entertainment Weekly); "Distant [and] uninterested" (The Hollywood Reporter); "Distracted" (Los Angeles Times); "Bored" (BBC); "[In] a haze" (Time); "Preparing for a remake of Dazed and Confused" (USA Today).

To be fair — "bored," "uninterested," "distracted" — he was at The Oscars, the most boring 4-hour-plus event on television.  Why would I wait the length of a movie to see an award being given to a movie I didn't see?

That's exactly why I didn't watch them.  Still, from what I've heard, putting the always loopy Franco next to the super-straight edge Anne Hathaway made for an interesting pairing.

Next year's hosts: Dakota Fanning and Charlie Sheen on mushrooms!

That should… do… something…  [shrug]