"Never Say Never" Marketing Department Meeting:
MARKETER #1: What's our target market?
MARKETER #2: Twelve year-old girls.
MARKETER #1: And what do twelve year-old girls like besides Justin Bieber?
MARKETER #2: The Daily Show?
MARKETER #1: What? No. The correct answer is iceskating. They don't even know what the Daily Show is.
MARKETER #2: Oh. Because we're all owned by the same parent company so we could force Jon Stewart to do it.
MARKETER #1: Fine. Book him. I'm going to lunch.
[Previously: The Situation + Justin Bieber]