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Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 10, 2011 at 3:00PM

ATTENTION GENTLEMEN: Valentine's Day is a mere 4 days away. Have you prepared your dance of seduction?

Have you dry-cleaned your collection of tiny red shorts? Have you trimmed your mullet?

The lady in your life deserves nothing less.

I think Ros spoke for the entire female gender when she half-heartedly muttered, "I'd love to watch Gary take it all off."

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