Breakup Notifier: The Latest In Facebook Stalking
You're creepy. You like Facebook stalking.
You're currently looking through photos of that hot girl you work with. You're three years into her past.
Huh, she had bangs. Glad those grew out.
You're wondering when she'll ever break up with her loser boyfriend. Apparently not today. Because no matter how many times you refresh her profile, it still says she's taken.
Well wonder no more!
Because someone who is even creepier than you created the Breakup Notifier! It's an application that emails you as soon as the person you're interested in changes his or her status to 'single'.
Go on now. Be a more efficient stalker.
Think of all the extra time you'll have to work on her shrine!
[via The DW]
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