Sperm Donation Is Fun!
Yeah. But your blood's not going to show up 16 years later wanting to get to know her father. And then all of a sudden you're interested in being a part of your blood's life and you try to break up her lesbian mothers' relationship so you can be the dad to the teenagers your blood created.
Then in the end the moms are all like, we raised this blood. You don't get to show up and be a father once we've already built this family. Go back to your trendy organic restaurant, loser!!!
THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT without you.
Then you're all sad and lonely.
Think about it, boys.
Blood donation: not dramatic enough to be a movie.
[via i-a-b]
