Do you hate your bangs? Because you should.
And if you don't, then you haven't watched enough Tosh.0. Three or four episodes of bang-bashing in a row and any sane person would be pinning those bad boys back.
Anyway, good news, brave bang-havers! You can be on a national TV show! A TV show dedicated to hating bangs!
That's pretty much like being on Tosh.0. Dreams do come true for the ugly!