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Posted by: Mike Pomranz

This video is called "Goose March."  Did you know a group of geese on the ground is called a "gaggle."  Shrug.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Tuesday's Rename This Video vote was a tight one, but Mike Velker prevailed with his title, "Ok, now play Free Bird."  It's hilarious because jerks are always yelling out "Play Free Bird!" at concerts and everybody loves jerks!  Congrats, Mike!

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Posted by: Carly Hallam



Having seven grown men in costumes jump through a flaming hula hoop isn't as easy as it looks. It takes practice! And positive, helpful encouragement from your peers.

You may notice that the hoop is not on fire in this "behind the scenes" look. Well yeah, genius. That's television.

We're not going to waste the lighter fluid on the practice runs!

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Posted by: Mike Pomranz

She's 26 years young, has awesome ombre highlights and is Canadian!  Meet the 4 millionth person to "like" the Tosh.0 Facebook page… and possibly America's Canada's newest sweetheart, Leah Marie!

A mere 3 months after Nic Nuno joined Ed Gunther and Kristina Lea Moccia in the Tosh.0 Millionth club, we have #4,000,000… Leah Marie.

Believe it or not, Leah is Canadian!  Apparently, up in Canada, Tosh.0 is shown on something called "The Comedy Network."  According to Wikipedia, they have "exclusive Canadian rights to the entire Comedy Central library of past and current programs."  And according to me, their logo appears to have been designed by a child…


Love you, Comedy Network!

Alright, let's not ruin it for Viacom.  On to the interview…

MP: Leah Marie!  Congratulations on being the 4 millionth person to "like" the Tosh.0 Facebook page!  Tell us a little about yourself.

LM: Well, I love kittys!!!  I'm a Leo, and I enjoy playing with fire…  I work at a retirement home with the elderly, and it's pretty awesome.

MP: Were you trying to become fan #4,000,000 or was it just luck?

LM: Just luck.

MP: You live in Cranbrook, British Columbia.  What's it like being Canadian?

LM: Well, Mike, I gotta say, it's pretty effin' awesome!!  There's lots to do here, like throw rocks at trains and dog sled.  I'm kidding.  There is no dog sledding near Cranbrook.

MP: Do they even have Tosh.0 up there or do you have to sneak it across the border?

LM: I don't think they'll let me across the border.

Read more about Leah Marie after the jump… Read more »

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Posted by: Carly Hallam

That's a great question, Raya. What is pussy's furry?

Her answer got a little smirk out of Nikhal. Who is apparently not as big of a dork as you'd think looking at him.

In Raya's defense, "The Revenge of Pussy's Furry" would have been box office gold.

[via Buzzfeed]

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Posted by: Carly Hallam

Yeah. But your blood's not going to show up 16 years later wanting to get to know her father. And then all of a sudden you're interested in being a part of your blood's life and you try to break up her lesbian mothers' relationship so you can be the dad to the teenagers your blood created.

Then in the end the moms are all like, we raised this blood. You don't get to show up and be a father once we've already built this family. Go back to your trendy organic restaurant, loser!!!

THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT without you.

Then you're all sad and lonely.

Think about it, boys.

Blood donation: not dramatic enough to be a movie.

[via i-a-b]

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Posted by: Mike Pomranz

It's not often I find an image on the Internet and hope it's fake.

But of all the crazy Engrish in the world, this…  this would be a new low.

I never want to learn anything more about this photo.  That "Kingdom" looks a little suspicious and let's just leave the rest to our prayers…

[via Sober in a Nightclub]

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Posted by: Mike Pomranz

That's a suspiciously good price for Kool-Aid.  So, come on, someone could have just moved that sign there.

But I don't want to be racist about it.  It could have been a black guy.

[via EPICponyz]

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Posted by: Carly Hallam

I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first? The bad news?

Okay.

Justin Bieber cut his hair.

I'll give you a moment to recover.

You back? Okay. Now here's the good news. Said trimmed locks are for sale.

A box of Bieber hair? Hell yeah. How early is too early for Christmas shopping?

Now head on over to eBay and make your $10,000 bid. The money will benefit an animal shelter. But let's be honest. The real winner here is YOU.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Posted by: Mike Pomranz

Oh, come on.  It's not that bad.  After like 5 or 6 babies they'll be stacked high enough that the ones on top can get out.

[via Reddit]

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Posted by: Carly Hallam

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

We still have the right to own property! So there's that freedom. We've got an office full of physically and emotionally abused homeowners.

I'm kidding! It's great!

(Daniel made me type that.)
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