We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Bryan Olson in response to the Invisalign Rap.

Cool story, Bryan. Or should I say, Tarzan?

As a kid when my mom would drive at night and I was tired, I would sleep.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Remember when Ben Affleck was dating Jennifer Lopez?

This video is called "Lawn Mower of the Future."  Is lawnmower even two words??  Oh, it can be?  Well, whatever, let's change this title anyway.  I'm sick of looking.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote — in a tight race of terrible titles (which is my fault for picking them) — was Kyle Takacs with "Used to spit now she swallows."  What can I say?  Sex sells.  Congratulations, Kyle!

Congratulations, guys!

What? You think this picture is photoshopped? Because I don't! It looks pretty legit to me. Those kids are learning how to read! And do other stuff good too.

And look at that lovely campus behind them. It's big enough for people to fit inside!

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A Redditor took this photograph in South Africa.

It's a shame, really.  This guy had just gotten back on his feet after losing everything to Bernie Madoff.

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It's one tragedy after the next. The entire Denny's menu just went up a dollar.

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Do you have $2,000? Do you have a brain? If you answered 'yes' to the first question and 'no' to the second then boy, do I have the product for you!

Designer horse hooves heels! They are all the rage at England's horse races this year for women and, sadly, men.

The $2,000 dollar heels were commissioned to celebrate 100 years of the famous National Hunt festival. I have no idea what that is. But I hope it's a festival where everyone hunts down the person with the stupidest shoes.

Start galloping, dude.

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The latest Internet celebrity is Jake Barnett.  At 12-years-old, he is one year younger than Rebecca Black, but has gained notoriety for completely opposite reasons.

He's a frickin' genius.

Reportedly, he has an IQ of 170 (slightly higher than Einstein) and despite suffering from Asperger's Syndrome (you know, that disease that makes you a genius), he does relatively well in front of a camera when doing things like discussing how to tackle Calculus 2 problems.

His mom on the other hand… not so great.

We get it!  People who watch Ellen are idiots!  Only some sort of Ellen-watching idiot would have to repeat that fact over and over again.

Though this whole story probably confuses you guys.  You watch Tosh.0.

But seriously, if any of you can help Jake's mom by answering Jake's question, STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE AND GO FIX SOCIETY!

[via Geekologie]

NEED TO SELL ADDERALL?

Just call your guidance counselor to let him know you'd like to attend med school.  He'll put you on the proper track for a pre-med major such as biology.  If you commit yourself to four years of academic excellence, your grades may be strong enough to get you into med school.  Once there, you will have to complete four additional years of coursework and on-the-job training (also known as "rotations").  At the end of this period, you will be required to practice as a psychiatric resident for a final four years (bringing your total post-baccalaureate commitment to eight years), after which, you will finally be eligible to take your board examinations.  Assuming you pass, you will become a licensed psychiatrist, at which point, you may prescribe Adderall for certain patients assuming your expert medical opinion concludes this to be the best option in any particular case.

OR YOU CAN JUST WRITE YOUR PHONE NUMBERS ON A FUCKING WHITE BOARD.

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You think you're so great. Good luck living up to my standards, honey.

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Yes we LAN!

(No? Shit. I need to get Obama to write my jokes for me.)

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