Every Wednesday, I eagerly check the Fan Favorite comments excited to see what suggestions you, our fans — and I like to think, my friends — have left me.
But a lot of times, like any good friend, you guys are total dicks.
Last week, I made a small typo: I wrote "Sorry to day" when I meant "Sorry to say." Obviously, you ravenous dogs came after me.
Ryan Goosetopher Cunningham commented, "I'm Sorry to day… You can't spel."
Alright, jerk. I spelled "day" perfectly well. It's just not the right word. So you can chill out.
Billy Martin wrote, "Hey mike, 'Sorry to day' you made a spelling error. While some people may say 'it was one letter off, close enough,' I say close only counts in gorseshoes and grandhenades."
Ha. That one's actually pretty funny. That's how it's done, Ryan.
Then Danny Haley chimed in saying, "Hey Mike…. This week my pick would be for everyone to see your terrible comedy act. I can't seem to find it on Youtube anymore. But seriously it was awful."
Okay, that doesn't even have anything to do with the typo. That's just being a dick. And you know what, Danny, if you want everyone to see my terrible comedy act, they're just going to have to see it in person. Check my website for dates. Follow me on Twitter.
All of you jerks should take a lesson from Julia Hays, who not only let my typo slide, but also chose a relevant Fan Favorite AND provided the link for me.
Julia, thanks for your perfectly sensible choice of following up last week's video of Things You Should Never Run Into a Room and Yell with the viewer response video.
That's how it's done. The rest of you are dead to me.
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