Some dude with an Appalachian accent and a balding head attempted to put 3,000 toothpicks in his beard. Alas, he ran out of surface area and ended up with only 2,747.
I was still impressed until I saw a guy with a better accent put 4,444 toothpicks in his hair. For charity.
Fuckin' Brits. Always making us look bald. I mean, bad.