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Oh Yeah, Well I Have My Own List

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 31, 2011 at 11:00AM

My Perfict girl 4 me
    "haves"

  • Decent handwriting
  • Owns a pen and not just sum bullshet blue marker
  • nice
  • Doesn't leave candy lying around like a slob
  • Cuts paper with scissors instead of ripping
  • not 6 years old
  • Can SPELL
  • Doesn't end lists by
  • crossing a bunch of
  • shit out

You think you're so great. Good luck living up to my standards, honey.

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