Do you have $2,000? Do you have a brain? If you answered 'yes' to the first question and 'no' to the second then boy, do I have the product for you!
Designer horse hooves heels! They are all the rage at England's horse races this year for women and, sadly, men.
The $2,000 dollar heels were commissioned to celebrate 100 years of the famous National Hunt festival. I have no idea what that is. But I hope it's a festival where everyone hunts down the person with the stupidest shoes.
Start galloping, dude.