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Be Discreet, Use Self Check-Out

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 22, 2011 at 4:00PM

If you had gone through a normal check out line, you could have told the cashier you were buying all this stuff as a gag gift for a bachelorette party.

But since you decided to be all secretive about it, we have no choice but to assume you are a perv.

[via AmyOops]