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Just How Small Are Cee-Lo Green's Hands?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 29, 2011 at 2:00PM

I watched The Voice on Tuesday expecting to hate it. I didn't. It's kind of entertaining. But that's not what this post is about. This post is about the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands.

Have you seen those things? They are so tiny!! And he is constantly using them when he talks.

I didn't hear a thing Cee-Lo said on the show because I was so focused on his miniature extremities.

After the jump, we'll take an in-depth look at just how small Cee-Lo Green's hands are.

Who, me? Small hands? Yes, you.

I guarantee you that is a child-sized microphone.

So cute when he twirls them around.

Not even his Al Roker disguise can hide the size of Cee-Lo's hands.

I know, I know, fuck me.