Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

YES.  EVERYONE BE SURE TO LET @kellyyreidd KNOW THAT TOSH.0 COMES BACK MAY 17.  SHE'S REALLY THE ONLY PERSON THAT NEEDS TO KNOW.

Daniel is performing for ONE NIGHT ONLY in Las Vegas on May 29th at the Mandalay Bay Events Center!

Pre-sale tickets are available tomorrow, April 27th, at noon PST. Use the password FINGER to get yours.

Regular tickets go on sale April 29th at noon PST.

Don't miss this single engagement event!

Buy tickets HERE. Get more info at DanielTosh.com.

Things get violent when Tosh.0 returns.

Watch Manny Pacquiao take on Shane Mosley from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas Saturday, May 7th. (Contact your local cable system to purchase the live telecast of the fight.)

Then tune in to NEW EPISODES of Tosh.0 starting May 17th!

Hopefully the swelling goes down by then…

Yesterday, the New York Post ran an exposé (pun intended!) entitled "City libraries say 'checking out' porn protected by First Amendment."

In the article, NYC Library officials repeatedly defended their stance that they will not censor what people look at on the libraries' public computers.

The Post also interviewed people on the scene:

"Library patron Daisy Nazario, 60, said she was grossed out when she discovered she was sitting next to an elderly porn watcher in the Brooklyn Central Library recently.

"The looker [blocked] the view of his screen — which was featuring a threesome at the time — 'but I could still hear the voices,' a disgusted Nazario said….

"Approached by The Post, the dirty old man skulked away, saying, 'I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone.'"

Leave me alone, indeed.

Kudos to reporter Douglas Montero for having the balls to walk up and question a man in the middle of watching pornography, possible semen splatter be damned!  And then kudos again for being professional enough to later label his interviewee a "dirty old man."

For too long, the downtrodden in our society with little if anything to live for, devoid of all hope and pleasure, have been able to comfortably sit and view pornography in public — as is surely their preference — without being approached by reporters.

The Library says that patrons are protected by free speech.  Well you know what, reporters have free speech too.  Meaning they have the right to talk to whoever they want, even if that person has a massive, rock-hard boner.

I hope this article opens the eyes of New York's public officials and they take steps to change these policies.  Then sad old men can go back to masturbating where they belong: on crowded subway cars.

[via The Daily What]

Being the only boy on the dance team has its perks.

[via IMNS]

Captain? We're gonna need a bigger hose.

[via The Chive]

Somewhere there's a guy surfing who has a plastic figurine of a preteen boy giving a thumbs up in his hair.

When these two meet, that's when all that crazy 2012, end-of-the-world shit goes down.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Last Friday, we showed you "Pollen Tree" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Blind film critic Tommy Edison reviews the weekend's third-highest grossing film, Water For Elephants.

"I didn't think Robert Pattinson was all that much to look at, I gotta be honest with you."

HA. Love this guy.

You don't need working retinas to be awesome.

[via Blind Film Critic]

"You can't give that cake to a 6-year-old!  No, the guns are fine.  But everyone knows no grenades until a girl turns 7!!"

[via I Am Bored]