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Guys Who Can't Get Laid Have the Best Couches

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 25, 2011 at 4:00PM

P.S. THOUGH I SHOULD MENTION THERE'S BEEN TONS OF MASTURBATION ON THIS COUCH. I GOTTA GET MY ROCKS OFF SOMEHOW. AM I RIGHT?!

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