Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

Wait, they're not paying you for that?

This video is called "Penis Pianists."  I know you guys have been dying to make penis jokes, so here is your chance…

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Rich Slack with his title, "You know how long it took me to get to that highway to kill myself? Thanks for moving me asshole."  I should point out, however, that it's less of a title and more of a rhetorical question and answer.  But this is a democracy, so all hail this week's winner, Rich Slack!  Congratulations!

Me neither. But for some reason, I watched the whole thing.

Hold on, you're assuming that Applejack and Rainbow Dash have the same mass? Please. Anyone who knows anything about My Little Ponies knows that Applejack is a country girl who grew up on a pony farm working hard to grow her family's apple business. So she likely weighs much less than the very muscular and well-fed Rainbow Dash.

Anyway. Carry on. You were saying something about science?

[via College Humor]

It gets worse.  Later, she sold her pony to a dog food company so she could buy her own iPad.

[via The Clearly Dope]

You know how the day before your AP Lit final you would bring your teacher a bag of Snickers Minis because you knew Snickers Minis were her favorite candy and AP Lit exams are graded subjectively?

Oh, you didn't do that? Well, I did. Straight A's, bitches!!!

(For the sake of the analogy, let's pretend we all bribed Ms. Layner together.)

Here at Tosh.0, parodies are our Snickers. And so clearly, this guy got an A.

Upload your College Campus Invasion entries HERE. And let it be known, we also like actual Snickers. So please feel free to send those as well.

Kid 1: Knock, knock…

Kid 2: Who's there?

Kid 1: Uranus!

Kid 2: Uranus, who?

Kid 1: That was it.

Kid 2: Oh. Ok.

Kid 1: Funny every time.

[via imgur]

Tyler Cullen: What song are you listening to?

Person on the Street: I'm listening to shut the fuck up!

Tyler Cullen: Oh, by who?  Keith Murray?  Cam'ron?  Brides of Destruction?  Inactive Messiah?  Skapegoat?  Blade?  Capitalist Casualties?  Adrenaline?  Misconduct?  The Shat?  Toxic Narcotic?  Backyard Babies?  Tony Touch?  Blaire Bitch Project?  Big B?  Hyades?  Erratic Fool?  Esmirelda & The Tidbits?  Tommylift?  B Real?  DeVoe'?  Playgyrl Slim?  STFU?  Coathangers?  Mongrel?  Nutt Bone?  Bicasso?  Seein Red?  Through Sunken Eyes?  3 Minute Warning?  Gene Burnett?  Rave Allstars?  Grady G?  Hexadrome?  Angernoizer?  Dr. Wachowzki?  Orman Bitch?  S.W.I.L.L.?  Syntax Terror?  LSD?  Mr. Niles?  Da Beatminerz?  Inzest?  Presley aka Kronik?  Chris Crusher?  DJ Joshua Hiroshy?  Amibdextrous?  DAC?  Martin?  Static Killz?  J. Relli?  Pokechop?  Kazh Mir?  Tymega?  Circle K?  John Valby?  Semper Fidelis?  Bigg Ishh?  DJ Coone?  Duke Da God?  Potluck?  Volcano?  Future Disorder?

Person on the Street: Brides of Destruction.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Bears — they're like paparazzi but instead of cameras they have mauling claws of death.

[via The High Definite]

I can't say for sure but I think the San Francisco Chronicle might like this clip from Tuesday night's episode of Tosh.0.

[via BuzzFeed]

Set to premiere this fall on The CW is H8R, a show where celebrities confront their biggest haters.

Surprisingly, Mario Lopez hosts the show and is not one of the people who confronts a hater.  Probably because he didn't meet the show's definition of "celebrity."

The clip above comes from the pilot where Snooki had the opportunity to confront one of her many, many, many haters.  (How did they even choose a person?)

If you ask me, this show looks fucking terrible.  And if you think I'm just hatin', I don't give a shit!!  I'll just sit back and wait for the season 2 premiere of H8R where the producers of H8R confront me about how I won't stop hatin' on them.

Then everybody wins.  Especially me, because my hate will have finally paid off with those big CW reality television bucks!

[via Best Week Ever]