Are you tired of boring old hot dogs that are shaped like a mixture of meats, spices, binders and fillers that have been forced through a tube into a casing made from the small intestines of sheep?
Well, pout no more, spoiled American children! Because the Happy Hot Dog Man is here.
It's impossible to be sad when you're eating a smiling man. IMPOSSIBLE. Just ask Jeffrey Dahmer about the time he tickled a guy while he ate him.
I'm kidding. That never happened.
But for just $10.99 you can create that scene in your very own home! So order now.