Jesus Christ, Sierra! TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF! Back away from your computer! Lay down on the couch!
I'm gonna get you some water.
Now while I'm gone, you might think Daniel Tosh has stabbed Kate Upton in the chest. Don't trip out! She's fine! It's just a television show!
Look at you! Your life is a mess! First things first: I am confiscating your stash. And then we're going to get you a respectable Twitter handle for God's sake!
(And then at some point after that, I will probably smoke your stash.)