Turns Out We Are Not Hot, Guys
Uh, yeah, of course surfing the web all day is "not hot." We get to do it indoors… with air conditioning.
I'll take the chick at the computer any day of the week. Because I don't care what US Weekly or whatever says, there's nothing hot about a girlfriend who constantly says, "Oh, it's so nice out! Let's go the beach!" We were just at the beach last week. It hasn't changed. But if I miss a new image on the Internet, it might not get reposted for weeks!
[via Skull Swap]
