Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Scooter Jump Fail
• Old Man Gets Run Over Twice
• Woman Crossing Flooded Street Fail
• Blond Falls While Running
• Guy Gets Butt Waxed
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Quinceanera Fail
• Human Bicycle (above)
• Web Redemption raw clip: Fart Bus Kid
• Death by Mentos
• Stuttering Kid
• Guy with Monkeys Riding Dogs
• Girl in Wheelchair Rap

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yes, we let Jesus see new episodes of Tosh.0 before everyone else.  Otherwise he whines like a little bitch.

Tomorrow night, Daniel is joining Jeff Ross, Dave Attell, and more at The Wiltern in Los Angeles for a comedy show benefitting Greg Giraldo's family.

Tickets are on sale now! For more information, go to LiveNation.com.

"Even before the kids are born, you’ve got to make these decisions. If it’s a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it’s a girl, do we keep her?" -Greg Giraldo

Not because of the tattoo. Just because everyone that works there is afraid of him.

[via Warming Glow]

Why am I not surprised that tip jar is empty.

Tried this line a million times.  Never works.

[via I Am Bored]

What baby has hairy shins? None.

[via imgur]

Do you also find farts endlessly funny? Of course you do!

Well get ready because we've got a new fart joke-filled episode of Tosh.0 coming your way TONIGHT at 10.

And if you really love farts as much as your whoopee cushion collection would imply, then you are going to be shitting yourself with laughter.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Toilet humor.

[via BIOTV]

When presenting an argument, it's important to follow a number of simple rules:

1. Establish your thesis
2. Expand on your thesis with additional cursing
3. Do NOT cite examples or evidence backing your position as this will only serve to validate your point
4. Wear a hat
5. Repeat ad nauseum

Adhering to these few guidelines can instantly transform you from just another poor speaker into a verifiable lunatic.

[via Videogum]

Last Friday, we showed you "World Record Guy Husking Coconuts with his Teeth" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Where the glory comes out.

This is real, by the way.

There is nothing fake about the ORAL Roberts Ministries magazine.

[via Dangerous Minds]