On Monday America turns 80! Or something. I never paid attention in History class. Didn't seem worth listening to.
This, on the other hand, is WORTH LISTENING TO.
If American History was just a semester long evaluation of this performance of The Star Spangled Banner, I would reenroll in high school to take that shit again. Also, my high school had great chocolate chip cookies. So that would be a plus.
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