In this abstinence education video from the '80s, some NBA players and Barry Sanders warn teens about the dangers of sex.
This video is not a joke even though most of what they say sounds like that awesome line from the movie Mean Girls:
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it. Okay, promise?" -Coach Carr
Such a good movie. Anyway, save yourself from "pregnancy, pain, and even death" and just watch their slammin' music video already.
[via Found Footage Fest]