Dear Mila Kunis,
Sgt. Scott Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, would like to take you to the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina on November 18th.
You can answer Scott at email@example.com.
P.S. Just rewatched "Date Night" and you were very funny in that. Now do the fucking right thing.
[via The DW]