Real News Article About the Heat Wave Is Really Dumb
Northeast residents are encouraged not to leave their homes unless they plan on cooking pasta, want to brew a cup of tea or understand the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius.
"I had to move all my outdoor fish tanks indoors to keep them from turning into fish sticks," said a woman whose existence is almost as believable as this article's.
The Associated Press actually ran this article on Friday. The screengrab above is as seen on Yahoo! news.
[via BuzzFeed]
