Fan Favorites: I Hate Video
Well thank you for noticing, Steven 'Voodoo' Powell. I am upset.
So before we get to Daniel's video, let me tell you what I hate about Fan Favorites…
- I hate that I'm forced to write these posts
- I hate comments that don't even bother suggesting a video
- I hate how every week someone suggests the Kid Car Breakdown
- I hate Carly. She has never once offered to write this post for me.
- I hate people who call me "Daniel" in the comments. Do I look like Daniel?
- I hate that alcohol has so damaged my memory that every week I have to look at all the previous weeks' Fan Favorites to make sure I'm not repeating myself
- I hate how Steven 'Voodoo' Powell is the only person to recognize my cries for help
- I hate that these posts are never funny
- I hate that probably none of you give a shit what I hate
There. I don't feel any better. I hate that.
Enjoy Daniel's "I Hate" video! And please…
Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!
Larry Flynt Wants Daniel To Run Hustler!
Hustler CEO Larry Flynt is "gonna be out of town for a couple weeks" and he wants our very own Daniel Tosh to run Hustler's editorial meeting!
They're even offering Daniel his own office with a "Hustler model secretary".
Wow. That's a lot better than what he has here! Which is his own office with "Hustler model wallpaper".
Do you think he should do it?
[TMZ]
This Dog Has the Right Idea
Let's be honest, if this kind of behavior was socially acceptable, I'd be covered in a blanket hiding in a corner right now.
Thank you, dog, for making hating your life cool again.
[via journo-fascist profiteer]
'Franklin and Bash' Got Picked Up For A Second Season!
According to The Hollywood Reporter, TNT has renewed Franklin and Bash for a second season!
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Now seems like a good time to revisit this 20 Seconds on the Clock.
Maury Has A Question For You
If so, call Maury! And against all odds, your life will get worse.
[via IHC]
More Like Handi-larious!
"Help! I've ROTFLed and I can't get up!"
[via Happy Place]
Extended Investigation: Leprechaun in Mobile
Can't get enough investigation? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Investigation.
Daniel tries to figure out why a leprechaun would be hiding out in Mobile, Alabama in this week's Web Investigation Extended Interview.
This Week's Viewer Video: The Head Shot
Congratulations to Razmig Arabian, creator of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!
If you missed it or can't get enough of "The Head Shot," check out the video above.
And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.
The College Campus Invasion Winner Is ASU!!!
For months we've been asking you to submit entries to the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion and now we have a winner! Congratulations, ASU!!!
You didn't even submit a video. And that's why we chose you. You're like the girl in Starbucks that won't make eye-contact. We feel the need to win you over.
See you in September, you egomaniacs.







