Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Oh, yes. There are a lot of similarities between our show and Care Bears. Including, but not limited to, rainbows radiating from bodies.

Yes, let's all watch it again.

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"Do not let them near your balls." -Guy on Yelp

[via FailBlog]

Well why don't you tell 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher about it? Oh wait, he has pruning shears lodged in his eye socket. So he probably doesn't want to hear about how your roommate's car was blocking yours in this morning.

Also, he's 86. So his hearing might not be that great anyway.

[via The DW]

You fucking tell me, human. You're the one with money and arms and legs and a car and the ability to drive and a sense of direction and the ability to read street signs and speak to order food. So you fucking tell me. Do you want KFC? Because I sure as hell do but it's not like I can do much more than stare at the TV and then back at you to get my point across.

I mean, meow. (That's a yes.)

[via The Clearly Dope]

New Mexico state police are refusing to comment on the uniformed police officer caught on CCTV having sex with a woman on the hood of a car.

The scene was filmed by a hidden camera set up by police to catch vandals at a nearby property. It was also witnessed by a chihuahua seen watching in many of the photos.

When contacted, the chihuahua also declined to comment.

[via BIOTV]

Kailua Beach Park: They call Hawaii paradise for a reason.

[via Reddit]

"Hold on a second here, honey.  Let me check out the lunch time deal."

"Dear lord!  That woman isn't kissing a penis at all!  She's kissing a bird!  It's one thing for a woman to be putting a beautiful penis near her lips, but a filthy bird…  Disgusting.  Let's take our business elsewhere."

[via I Am Bored]

"Gotta get a hearty lunch.  This afternoon is our competition against the Center for Utilizing Natural Talent and you just know those CUNTs are gonna bring it."

[via Izismile]

Now if this place would just shove all their other cats into boxes, they might finally solve their cat problem.

[via The Daily What]