Tom Selleck Mustache All the Things

The theory of this video (as listed in its description) is thus:

"Everyone knows that the greatest and most iconic contribution to Cinema is Tom Selleck's Moustache.  So great is it that there isn't a single film that would not be improved by the inclusion of Tom Selleck's Moustache.  As proof I present this montage."

But I disagree.  What really makes this montage so amazing is the Magnum P.I. theme.  So great is it that there isn't a single montage that would not be improved by the inclusion of the Magnum P.I. theme.

Want proof?  Try watching the video with the sound off.

See what I mean?  It's boring as shit.  Just like everything Tom Selleck has ever been in besides Magnum P.I.

Thus proving a larger theory: Tom Selleck's mustache is the most overrated thing in cinema history.  That mustache has been riding a wave of success based off a theme song for 30 years.

Ha.  Mustache ride.

[via Blame It on the Voices]