Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Girl Rope Swing Faceplant (above)
• Apple Juggler
• Hang Glide Puke
• 20 Seconds on the Clock raw clip: Black Guy in Mosh Pit
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Woman Gets Attacked by Polar Bear
• Hand with Bones Exposed
• Web Redemption raw clip: Surfer Interview Fail
• Dorm Room Triple Prank
• World's Largest Breasts

Daniel says some pretty awful stuff. So why not take those awful things out of context and rearrange them to make him sound even worse?

That's exactly what you can do with the Tosh.0 Out Of Context Phrase Machine!

Mike and I both made mash-ups for your listening pleasure. His is pretty gay. And mine is also pretty gay.

In fact, it's next to impossible to make one that's not. Have fun!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

And that's how the law schools intend it.

The system works.

A central Florida ice cream shop received numerous complaints after locals mistook this ice cream cone costume for a Ku Klux Klan outfit.

According to the Daily Mail, the store manager is Puerto Rican and said she didn't even know what the Klan was until people started complaining. The shop has since stopped using the cone outfit which was driving away, rather than attracting, customers.

Hopefully her new white man in blackface sundae costume will be better received.

"Jeez, if she's that desperate for attention, she should stop acting so crazy and just get into pornography." — Her parents

[via Viral Viral Videos]

There isn't much on the Internet today and it's probably because everyone is just watching this. It's an extended scene from Bridesmaids of Kristen Wiig engaging in the longest, quietest argument ever.

"You look like a tired bird." Best diss of all time.

[via everywhere]

If you can't get your hands on Lester's Buffalo Wing Soda, you could always just bottle your vomit after a night of hot wings and Buds and it would probably taste the same.

[via IHC]

People may disagree with Rick Perry about his stances on gay marriage and the HPV vaccination and immigration but there is not a soul in this country who doesn't think that we should get these goats for our computer industry.

[Bad Lip Reading, previously Michael Bublé]

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here today…

Ripping off the blind is a great way to make some quick cash in a poor economy.

And it doesn't matter because all blind people are super rich like Stevie Wonder.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Batman Eats a Hot Dog" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.