Dick In A Box
Men are horrible at following instructions.
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Very Lil' Wayne
Nicki's about a foot too short. But besides that, these costumes are 100% accurate.
[via Clearly Dope]
Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Zombie Protester
Let's hope the protesters who live in Vegas, stay in Vegas.
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Preview: Face Bumper Smash's Web Redemption
TOMORROW on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel chats with a guy who should be dead.
Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!
Everyone Dressed As Daniel Tosh
He looks a lot like Daniel but the pose is a little hetero.
More Daniels after the jump…
Apparently Some of You Are Too Lazy to Come Up with Your Own Halloween Ideas
I realize you guys don't have a ton of free time with all your TV watching and blog reading. So I don't blame you for stealing Halloween ideas from us.
But truth be told, I'm impressed. Some of the stuff you sent us that was inspired by the blog is even better than what we originally posted.
For instance, on October 20th, we showed you The Human Centipede-o'-Lantern seen on the left above. Compare that to the similar jack-o'-lantern on the right that someone sent us. Pretty good, right? Got staples and everything. Very expressive faces. Good work.
And on October 10th, we showed you a Human Centipede costume. Then someone submitted this…
So much sexier than what we posted. Great stuff.
Maybe work on getting some more definition in those thighs. Otherwise, I'm sure he was the hit of his parents' Halloween party.
Best Dog Halloween Costume Ever
Because you know the old saying, "When no man is willing to help you bear children, you might as well ruin your pet's life too."
[via The Daily What]
Tosh O' Lanterns
I found two Tosh O' Lanterns on Twitter. The first is an amazing carving of Daniel Tosh. Congratulations! Love it! Exquisite hairline, detailed lips. The day that pumpkin gets maggots will be a sad day indeed.
I also found this.
[the good one: Tonie, the other one: Rachel]
Here's a Simple, Inexpensive Halloween Costume That Will Definitely Not Result In You Ruining Two iPads
"I have two brand new iPads I am willing to risk damaging for a Halloween costume. I am the 1%."
[via BuzzFeed]













