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CUSTOMER: Can I have 4 scoops?
OWNER: Do you want four 1 scoops or do you want two 2 scoops? Four 1 scoops is actually 8 scoops, whereas two 2 scoops is 6 scoops. Unless you mean you want a 4 scoops cone which comes out to 5 scoops.
CUSTOMER: Just give me a waffle cone. I only have 50 cents anyway.
[via Izismile]
