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If I Was Good at Math I Wouldn't Be Stuck Here Running an Ice Cream Shop

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CUSTOMER: Can I have 4 scoops?

OWNER: Do you want four 1 scoops or do you want two 2 scoops?  Four 1 scoops is actually 8 scoops, whereas two 2 scoops is 6 scoops.  Unless you mean you want a 4 scoops cone which comes out to 5 scoops.

CUSTOMER: Just give me a waffle cone.  I only have 50 cents anyway.

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