Yesterday, I was looking through the Tosh.0 email account like no one ever does when I noticed we had an Evite Invitation.
I'm proud to announce that Tosh.0 was among the exclusive list of 35 invitees for Terrance's Birthday Celebration.
Unfortunately, Terrance, we are still in the offices on November 11th and regrettably will be nowhere near the fine state of Arkansas.
I also regret to inform you that Tosh.0 is not a person, but a television show and typically people don't invite TV shows to birthday parties being that they are essentially intangible.
Regardless, I hope the event is a success and wish you the happiest of birthdays.
As long as you stop sending us Evites.