Sometimes trucks just need to be put in their place. They hog the road and they cut you off and then they're all like, 'Frequent stops. Honk if you love Jesus. If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you. Wide turns. I brake for crack whores.' Okay, stupid truck. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND DELIVER A BUNCH OF NONDELIVERY PIZZAS NOW?
[via Holy Taco]