Look At This Douche Pug
Hey, mind if I eat your $60 shoes? Cool. I love Ralph Lauren. Let me just bark at this fine piece of ass shitting in your driveway first.
What's the plan for tonight? I was thinking I would refuse to move from the middle of the bed and then once you finally get comfortable, I'll fart. Let me know your thoughts.
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