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The Dog Ate My Homework And Also, I Had A Baby

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 29, 2011 at 3:00PM

I wanna go into labor tonight so that I'm too busy to see everyone's stupid fucking status updates about how many centimeters dilated they are and what a great excuse birthing a child will be when they want to get out of Algebra 1 and the night shift at Applebee's.

Haha. :)

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