Norway is suffering from a butter crisis. And Tommy wants Americans to stop taking the issue so lightly.
Not since Chris Crocker begged us to leave Britney alone have we heard such a passionate plea.
So to all of you who are mocking the poor Norwegians while enjoying your morning toast: you better watch out! Because Tommy will fly to your house and eat the butter out of your fridge IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY.
Of course you can go to the store and get more butter because you don't live in Norway. But you won't be able to go to the store and get a new brain that doesn't hold the memory of watching Tommy eat butter out of your fridge. So keep that in mind.