You Still Have Over a Day Left to Buy This 'Real Fart in a Jar' on eBay
As the seller explains:
"I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart. So not to give you all my details it starts in the tub. That way I am able to capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air…. (I have tested farts up to two weeks and they are still 100% potent as the first fart.)"
This girl is such an idiot.
Think long term! You don't want to be farting in jar after jar for the rest of your life. But if you wrote a book on fart preservation, you could earn residuals off that one book for years to come.
Give a man a rotten fish and he smells for a day. Teach a man to rot fish and he smells for a lifetime.
[via @JeffStevens199]
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